Anonymous: I'm v interested in you... but all i can offer is a Netflix account, ridiculous amounts of food, and way too much sex and cuddling

sign me up

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
-A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)
"I wish i never saw you"



i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing 


his best

Anonymous: I have the same record. I got it for my birthday and it sounds awesome on vinyl.

me too, it’s so beautiful

Anonymous: I love your legs, they're nice. :P and that smile <333

thank you :)


nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling


the smile is real btw

Ximena CristiBouquet à  la Fenêtre, 1920

Ximena Cristi
Bouquet à  la Fenêtre, 1920

The best compliment you can give me is tell me that I have nice legs. Idk why.






*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


it’s approaching fall which means it’s almost “leggings/scarves/snow/uggs/oversized sweaters/pumpkin spice lattes/wanting a boy to cuddle with” season which means it’s also almost “complain about teenage girls and the things they like to do in the fall” season and I want y’all to know I am Not Here For That and I will defend teenage girls forever